YOU MEAN THEM TRANSEXUALS? I'VE SEEN THEM
BUT THEY'RE DISGUSTING. I KEPT AWAY FROM THEM.

AND HE'D SEE US, BUT I'D DUCK BEHIND THE TREES

OK.

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING
A MINI METRO, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

COMING UP TO SEVEN O'CLOCK.

I SAY POT-AY-TO, YOU SAY...POTATO.

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.

- WHAT ABOUT BRAVE PEOPLE?
- SHE CAN MINGLE WITH THEM.

ABSOLUTELY. THE NORFOLK BROADS OFFERS THE TRUE
PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY OF THE ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE.

OF COURSE MY MIND'S FLYING.
I'VE BEEN LIVING IN A HOTEL FOR 26 WEEKS!

- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR FINGERS?
- THEY'RE TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.

LYNN, BIGAMISTS HAVE SEVERAL IDENTITIES.

IT'S IN THE SCHEDULE.
VISIT TO YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEN "DOCTOR NO".

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

JUST TALKING ABOUT COWS.

SOME OF THE BOXES ARE A BIT FADED