A PAIN IN THE ARSE, ISN'T IT?
I'M SORRY, LYNN.
AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.
OR THEY'D SIMPLY GO FOR A HEAD SHOT.
- LYNN!
- COME AND SIT DOWN FOR GIN RUMMY.
- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!
(GEORDIE ACCENT) "ADD A DASH OF BLUE BLOOD."
(ALAN SINGS IT)
- WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT.
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.
I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH
TEETH OF GOLD AS WELL!
- MORNING, SOPHIE. YOU'RE NOT A MAN, ARE YOU?
- NO.
IT'S WELL RENDERED. I SHOULD HAVE GOT THEM
TO DO THE HOUSE. BETTER THAN THESE BASTARDS.
I WONDER HOW THEY GET THOSE SWORDS
THROUGH CUSTOMS.
THIS IS T'PAU.
I'D LIKE TO THANK ALAN FOR A VERY INTERESTING TALK.
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?
THERE. HELP YOURSELF TO A SCONE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY SICK OF CANTEEN FOOD ON TOUR.
(ROCK MUSIC)
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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