EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

(ROCK MUSIC)

- WHEN DID HE SIGN THAT?
- WHEN I WAS AT HIS HOUSE.

THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.

AAGH!

THEN YOU'LL KISS ME.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

SO IN THE END IT WAS TELEVISION THAT KILLED HIM.

JUST A COUPLE OF BIKES, SOME SMOKELESS FUEL
AND AN OLD BAG OF CEMENT. GONE HARD.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

- THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT "M" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- WHY?

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

- LYNN, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.
- BUT YOU DO HAVE TO MAKE SUBSTANTIAL SAVINGS.