I HELP DISABLED PEOPLE SET UP BUSINESSES...

LYNN, DID YOU TELL THEM MY WIFE LEFT ME
AND IS LIVING WITH A NARCISSISTIC SPORTS PIMP?

KING ROAD.

HI, KIDS. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN MY FINE OLD SCHOOL.

- (CLEARS THROAT)
- SORRY. I'M NOT ENYA.

I HAD HEARD SOMETHING.

OH, NO. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT, MAN.

CAN YOU POP TO THE SHOPS AND GET ME...

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOU WERE FAT.
YOU'RE JUST BIG-BONED.

- WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE SOCKETS?
- TWO THERE, TWO THERE, ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

ANYWAY, THERE'S THE BAR.
GENTLEMEN, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.

YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A SANDWICH BOARD

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

SO YOU ASKED HER TO PULL OVER,

- WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BEATLES ALBUM?
- TOUGH ONE.

IT'S NOT
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON THE TILES YET.