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- YOUR WIFE WAS DRIVING.
- YES.

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

SO YOU ASKED HER TO PULL OVER,

L WILL NOT HAVE UNCLEANSED COFFEE CUPS HERE.
THE PLAGUE STARTED FROM A MALATTENDED SURFACE.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

MY NAME'S GRAHAM.

THIS IS T'PAU.

- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

- DO YOU WANT THAT KIT KAT?
- NO.

REMEMBER THE BREATHING TECHNIQUES
FROM TAPE ONE. PLEASE RELAX,

- I LIKE YOUR THONG.
- IT'S VULCANISED RUBBER