- UNUSUAL ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NEWCASTLE, LIKE.

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

- CAN'T YOU USE TWO?
- I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK.

ARE YOU BEING LYNN OR TONY?

- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.

- HOW LONG HAS GORDON BEEN AT CHURCH?
- A FEW WEEKS. HE'S JUST MOVED HERE.

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.

USE THE SAUSAGE TO SCOOP THE BEANS OUT.

A FILIPINO LASSIE. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

FINE.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WOBBLING
LIKE A VERY RUDE HOUSE.

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

REMEMBER THE DAY THAT YOU GOT CANED?

IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE,
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.

JED, I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.

NOT A TRACE. PEACE OF MIND, I'M SURE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ELDERLY RELATIVES ON BOARD.

I MEAN, I OFTEN LOOK AT THIS
IN THE MORNING AND THINK...