OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU MUST BE SICK OF THAT.

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

NO. WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER...

MY BOOK COULD END UP BEING RECONSTITUTED
AS A TABLE IN A HOME FOR BATTERED WOMEN.

- DON'T KNOW THAT WORD.
- YOU LEAVE, WE'RE LEFT WITH THE DETRITUS.

COULD YOU GIVE THIS TO ALAN.
IT'S FUNGAL FOOT POWDER.

LET'S GET BACK TO "COCK-A-DOODLE WHO".

YOU WERE LEANING FORWARDS
WITH YOUR HANDBAG LIKE THAT.

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...

YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY,
AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE.

"MRS ROBINSON, ARE YOU TYING TO SEDUCE ME?"

TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.

- THERE IS NO CHICKEN INSIDE.
- YOU DIDN'T BUY A DISPLAY MODEL?

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

THE TERRORIST IS DISORIENTED
FROM THE STUN GRENADES.

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.