- YEAH, I WAS MAKING A PUN ON YOUR NAME.
- OH, RIGHT,
A LOT OF BITTERNESS.
YOU END ALMOST EVERY ANECDOTE WITH THE PHRASE,
THOSE SPIKY TREES I THINK ARE JOSHUA TREES.
WELL DONE, LYNN. THAT WAS TEXTBOOK.
IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
- CAN I COME WITH YOU?
- NO.
- YOU REGULARLY BOOK, DON'T YOU?
- YES.
- ON THE BUS.
- YOU TOOK THAT ON THE BUS?
- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY PROJECT.
- IT'S JUST A MEET AND GREET.
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, MEN WHO WANT
SOMEONE TO TALK TO. THEY'RE JUST LONELY.
(VOMITS)
SO WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER, THEN?
- ACTUALLY, BILL, SPARKLING WINE'LL BE FINE.
- WHATEVER.
- CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.
COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.
I SOUND LIKE THE DEVIL.
RUBY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.
OH, QUITE GOOD.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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