SURE. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, MR PARTRIDGE?

AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS
BEING HOSED DOWN IN CAR PARKS.

WHETHER I WANTED AN APPLE OR NOT
WOULD BE A SIDE ISSUE.

- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.

WAS THAT A LIE?

HE'S THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR
OF BBC TELEVISION.

- GET BACK IN THE LIFT, LYNN!
- RELOAD! I'M UP.

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.

LET IT GO, LYNN. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM.

AAH!

(GEORDIE ACCENT) "ADD A DASH OF BLUE BLOOD."
(ALAN SINGS IT)

I SAY POT-AY-TO, YOU SAY...POTATO.

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!

WELL DONE, LYNN. THAT WAS TEXTBOOK.

- I CAN'T.
- I'LL COME WITH YOU.

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

NO. IT WAS JUST A MR P NISHEAD.

YES.