- GIN AND TONIC?
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, FINE.

I DON'T HAVE DONKEYS,
AND IF I DID I WOULDN'T FEED THEM CHIPS.

I'LL TELL YOU AN ANECDOTE!

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

SO WHO ARE YOU?

- "TOSSER"?
- NO.

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

AND THEY SAY NURSES HAVE IT TOUGH.

I'VE REALLY GOT TO SAY THIS, DAVE. CHOCOLATE
ORANGES ARE AVAILABLE FROM RAWLINSONS, THAT'S ALL.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN. ALL RIGHT?

"LET DIE", "GOLDEN", "RAKER"
"EYES ONLY", "PUSSY", "DAYLIGHT'S".

- SUSAN, COULD I TAKE FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, OF COURSE.

- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

YES. IN EDUCATION AUTHORITIES
YOU FIND THOSE AS WELL.

THEIR WORTH IS WORTH...