- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- YES, WE ARE.

- AND I HAVEN'T LIKED A SINGLE ONE.
- TONY, I'VE JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.

AT THRESHER'S.
SHE WAS LOADING BOOZE INTO HER CAR.

SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?

CAN WE TALK ABOUT...

- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

(MUSIC)

- PAINTED ON.
- YEAH. EXACTLY.

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

NO, NO. "COOKING IN PRISON."

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

(ROARING)

- TONY!
- OH, PETER, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

THIS IS THE MAN THAT RUNS THE PLACE.
WELL, HE'S THE WORK GEORDIE.

JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.