I'LL HAVE TO RESORT TO PLAN B.

INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

I CAN NEVER FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH IN HERE.

WE'RE STOPPING THIS AFTER TONIGHT.

IT'S IN THE BAG, YOU'RE ALL ON BOARD,
DETAILS TO FOLLOW, AND...

LISTEN TO THIS. IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

IN THE BEST CHAPTER,
I TALK ABOUT WHEN I GORGED ON TOBLERONE

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

HELLO, CHRIS. ARE YOU DEAD?

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO CHECK THE SMALL PRINT.

NOW, ALAN. ARE YOU READY FOR THE INLAND REVENUE?
HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR RECEIPTS?

WHAT, ON THE ROOF?

- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

- WAS "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" GOOD?
- I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T SEE IT.

- SUSAN, IS HE NEW?
- YES, HE STARTED YESTERDAY.

(CONTINUOUS BEEP)

THEY'VE GONE TO LONG STANTON SPICE MUSEUM.