SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

A SONG THERE ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. DOESN'T
GIVE HER SURNAME. MUST GIVE HER A CALL.

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

BUT EVEN THEN IT WAS STOLEN,

WHO'S WINGS?

THIS COUNTY!

- AAGH!
- WHAT?

THEN HE SPIES THAT COOKBOOK
AND SAYS, "IT'D BE NAE USE TO ME"!

- I'VE ALREADY POURED HALF.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

I NORMALLY HAVE FILES IN HERE,
BUT I'VE GOT SOME IN THE ROOM.

- DOUBLE IT.
- IT'S STILL CHEAP.

- PING!
- PARDON?

- THIS ISN'T "SILENT WITNESS".
- HELLO.

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?