- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE,
CONSIDERING WHAT'S HAPPENED.

FIRST WORD. THE.

"THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE.
OOH, YOUR PROGRAMMES, YOUR PROGRAMMES."

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

ALAN, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,
NO ONE WANTS TO KILL YOU.

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

HERE'S TO A GOOD CORPORATE VIDEO
AND LOTS OF BEING MEN.

- FINE.
- INCLUDING JILL.

I WANT YOU TO POUR A LITTLE BIT,
LET ME SIP IT, AND THEN POUR THE REST.

SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

I'M SORRY, MR HAWK,
YOUR PARDON HAS BEEN TURNED DOWN.

- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.

..MAMMARY GLANDS.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

- DO YOU KNOW HER?
- NO. HOW DID YOU MEET?

IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.

GOOD EVENING.