HELLO.

- YEAH. BYE, ALAN.
- ALSO, ARCHERS.

- YUP.
- SEE MY BROTHER.

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

- WHY ARE YOU SAYING "STEAL"?
- BECAUSE...

THE TIMOTHY DALTON ONES?
HE DIDN'T PLAY IT AS A WELSHMAN.

- GET READY FOR THE TAX PEOPLE.
- CHILL OUT, BABE...LOVE...LYNN.

- IS THAT NICE?
- YES, IT'S QUITE NICE.

APROPOS.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YET I STILL GOT IN WITH YOU.

HOW DOES THAT WORK ON RADIO?

I GOT THEM FROM A CYCLING TEST CENTRE.

- LITTLEWOODS ARE VERY QUICK.
- THEY ARE, YES.

L HAVEN'T GOT A SECOND SERIES,
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY THAT EARLIER,

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

- GIVE HIM ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SWINE!
- YEAH, GIVE ME ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SHIT.

LITTLE CHEF.

I FOUND MYSELF IN A RUSH FOR THE ONE REMAINING SEAT