OH, RIGHT...

- I SAY THAT LEXUS IS LIKE THE...
- (BOTH) JAPANESE MERCEDES.

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

BUT I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY CONSTIPATED.

I USED TO THINK, "OOH, SHE'S NICER THAN MY WIFE!"

- THEN SMACK HER WITH A SHOVEL.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

THE SKIRT THING ROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, VERY BUSY.

OH, SORRY.
L THOUGHT YOU WERE A TINKER WITH TARMAC.

THEY DID HAVE AN UNDERPANT LINING,
BUT IT'S PERISHED.

THEY WERE DEVELOPED IN THE LATE '60S, EARLY '70S,

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.

- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.

WHO-OO...

"SWALLOW" IS A DETECTIVE WHO TACKLES VANDALISM.

ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.

THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN", BUT WITH ANIMALS.