GOOD BAND.

- NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S FIFTY.
- SO'S HELEN MIRREN.

BUT NOT "THE ARCHERS"
WHO ARE A MIXED BAG. GOODBYE.

- TONY!
- OH, PETER, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

..YOU HAVE, UM, THINGS.

WHETHER YOU'RE A HEART SURGEON
MAKING A VITAL INCISION,

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

I'D LOVE TO FEEL AN AIRBAG GO OFF IN MY FACE.

- YOU FELT A BIT SICK.
- MMM.

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.

- ALL THE BOATS HAVE GOT FISH PRODUCE ON THEM...
- MICHAEL, COME ON. TELL ME ABOUT LADY-BOYS.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

MAYBE IF IT WAS VIBRATING PHONE,
IT WOULD BE QUITE PLEASANT!

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- HELLO. MICHAEL.
- AYE AYE, MR PARTRIDGE.