- HOW WAS THAT, OK?
- IT'S NOT WORKING. YOU CAN TELL.

LOOK AT ME.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ERECTION.
UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIRROR, RIGHT, GUYS?

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.

YES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR,

I'D LIKE TO GO ROUND LEGOLAND
WITH SEAN CONNERY,

LT'S A FLEX OFF A MINI KETTLE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TAIL.

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

GOOD EVENING, ALAN. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

WHY NOT HAVE ME CHASED DOWN THE STREET
BY A HELICOPTER IN WET UNDERPANTS?

- WHAT A FUNNY STORY.
- ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.