CAN I JUST SAY - THIS IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.
(THEY HONK)
I'LL HAVE TO RESORT TO PLAN B.
- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.
THANK YOU.
YOU REALISE IT WAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH VALENTINE'S DAY?
- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.
YES, OF COURSE, BUT YOUR MUM AND L,
BELIEVE ME
AND I READ THE BIT
WHERE YOU PUT DRUGS UP YOUR BOTTOM.
- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,
(PHONE RINGS)
ALAN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRADE DOWN
YOUR ROVER 800 FOR A SMALLER CAR.
- THANK GOD FOR THAT.
- AYE AYE.
TEN... KING ROAD IN IPSWICH.
SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.
NO. I DO MEAN THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.
IT'S IN NO WAY CONNECTED WITH OUR PROXIMITY.
YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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