NO, ALAN, WE WANT TO KEEP IT SIMPLE,
AND THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.

KING OF ANGLIA!

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

# NOW HE TAKES HIS BRUSH AND HE WAITS
OUTSIDE THEM FACTORY GATES

- I'VE BOUGHT YOU THE CARAVAN.
- I DON'T LIVE IN THE HOUSE WITH YOU?

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?

- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?

- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

STRANGEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. OH, HELLO, LYNN.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"