RIGHT, SONJA. LET'S SORT THIS TIMETABLE OUT.

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

PARTRIDGE, YOU WANKER!

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

(APPLAUSE)

- NO. I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE TIMBER YARD.
- I'LL TAKE YOU.

OH, I COME FROM ACTON IN WEST LONDON.

- SAVES ME DOING IT LATER.
- BONSOIR.

NO. I CANNOT HIT CUSTOMERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD.
I'LL GO AND GET SOME STOCK.

THIS BOOK WOULD FIT INTO AN ATTACHE CASE

AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.

OH, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? CLICK, CLICK.

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

- YOU DROPPED YOUR ID CARD, "RADIO NORWICH".
- OH, THANKS.

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

DAN!