RIGHT. AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

A QUICK TIP, SOPHIE.
IF YOU DO AN AFTER-DINNER SPEECH,

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGED IT.
SHE WAS A BIT OF A HEFFALUMP, GOD REST HER SOUL.

OH, I'M SO SORRY.

(STEVE) IT'S A DEAD COW.
WHERE THE BLEEDING HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

IDEA FOR A TELEVISION PROGRAMME

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

HOPING TO CATCH THE REFLECTION IN YOUR EYES?

BREAK IT DOWN, YES.
I'LL GET SOME GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. THAT'LL HELP.

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.

IT'S 1 A.M.

- I GOT FED UP GETTING MY FEET DIRTY.
- THEY LOOK LIKE ACTION MAN BODY BAGS!

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

YEAH. I LIKE ALL THE BANDS.

HAS YOUR CAREER GONE OFF THE RAILS?

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

(STEVE) CAN YOU CALL CLIFF THORBURN NOW, PLEASE?