YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.

OPENING SEQUENCE - ME IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
FEEDING THE PIGEONS, GOING, "OH, GOD!"

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

WHY DON'T I BOOK IT NOW
AND YOU CAN ALWAYS CANCEL LATER.

I'LL LOOK BACK ON THAT
AS AN EXCELLENT PRACTICAL JOKE.

IDENTIFY THE HOSTAGES AND TAKE OUT THE TERRORISTS.

A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.

THAT'S YOU AS WELL.
SHOOT ME NOW WITH A MASSIVE GUN!

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

60'S NOT REALLY OLD. I MEAN, LOOK AT BOB DYLAN.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

MY WIFE AND I FOUND IT OFFERS
THE KIND OF LUXURY AND COMFORT

"IN A BULL-NOSE ON THE LEFT".

DO YOU WANT ME TO SETTLE THIS BILL?

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.