TAKE THE FAG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

YOU SUBSTITUTE "D" FOR "T"
WHEN YOU'RE BROADCASTING.

- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?

AND THE POT-SMOKING,
WHORE-RIDDEN WATERWAYS OF AMSTERDAM.

THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".

YES. I'VE BEEN DESTROYING MY CEREALS.
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

I GOT A RED MIST AND I GRABBED
THE MONKEY AND HURLED IT IN THE SEA.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

HELLO. COME TO SEE MY BOOK BEING PULPED.

YOU DON'T SOUND IT. I WISH YOU WERE.

- NO, THAT IS WHAT WE WANT.
- I'M YOUR MAN.

THE TROUBLE IS IT'D BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW

I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.

FUNNY WORLD.

THE GOOD THING
ABOUT STEPHEN HAWKING IS, HE IS CLEAR.