CHRIS, CAN WE HAVE A CHAT?

LYNN! LYNN! LYNN!

(GEORDIE ACCENT) VANDALS, MR PARTRIDGE?
MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL ABOOT.

ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.

HE FELL OFF HIS ROOF, TYING TO REMOVE
THE AERIAL. BROKE HIS NECK.

RIGHT, YOU'LL LIKE THIS.
"KNOWING M.E., KNOWING YOU."

- YOU'RE NOT A COPPER.
- A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

IT'S NOT BEING DESTROYED.
THE CORRECT TERM IS PULPED.

I'LL TELL YOU AN ANECDOTE!

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

FERNANDO, YOU'RE 22 YEARS OLD

HE SAY I SIT ON YOUR FACE.

THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.

BUT IF HE GOES AWOL, YOU'RE UP SLACK ALLEY.
NOW, WHO'S IT TO BE, ME OR CLIFF THORBURN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TIDYING?

BLOODY HELL.