IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

- ALL DONE.
- IT'S BEEN WELL RECEIVED.

I MEAN, PEOPLE FORGET THAT TRADERS
NEED ACCESS TO DIX-ONS!

I'VE REALLY GOT TO SAY THIS, DAVE. CHOCOLATE
ORANGES ARE AVAILABLE FROM RAWLINSONS, THAT'S ALL.

- CAN I BE VERY RUDE? NOT LIKE THAT.
- TY ME.

- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

THAT EVERYTHING I'VE SAID
THUS FAR IS COMPLETELY CORRECT?

I LOVE THE GADGETS. PAY ATTENTION, BOND.
SIMPLY REMOVE THE TOP OF THIS PEN...

# NOBODY DOES IT... # BIT OF NIPPLE.

LOOK, I AM BRAVE. MY EYE IS FALLING OUT!

LISTEN TO THIS. IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

WHEN THEY'RE PULLING YOUR WIPERS
AND HUB-CAPS OFF, YOU LOSE SYMPATHY.

IT'LL TAKE YOUR FACE OFF.

SEE? SHE'S NOT STOPPING ME.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.