MY PENIS IS SO AND SO.

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

RIGHT, FINE.

OR ROSARY BEADS IF YOU WERE FROM MEXICO.

AND TURNED HER SMILE UP.

I THINK EVERY PROFESSION HAS ITS SHITS.

BUT FINE, I'LL SACK HER.

- SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER!
- I THINK THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, THANK YOU!

- LYNN! I'LL JUST SPEAK OVER YOU.
- BUT...

CHEERS!

BONO? HE'S NOT HERE. DO YOU FANCY A CURRY?

(SIGHS)

- CAN YOU GO OUTSIDE?
- ALL RIGHT.

OH, GOD!

YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE IS BONO'S HOUSE?

(MUSIC.. "I'M A LUMBERJACK"
FROM MONTY PYTHON)

SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

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