AIN'T NO ONE GONNA STOP ME.

- A LITTLE HUG?
- A QUICK ONE.

CAN YOU POP TO THE SHOPS AND GET ME...

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.

ONE DAY I ARRANGED THEM ALL ON THE FLOOR

- GO ON.
- SHE WAS ALL OVER US.

AYE. INCLUDING YOU, FOUR REGULARS.

I'D LIKE TO FLY A HELICOPTER AROUND NORFOLK.

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

NO WAY, YOU BIG SPASTIC! YOU'RE A MENTALIST!

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

IT'S JUST AN ARMY SAYING. GIVE US ANOTHER ONE.

DON'T DRAW A COCK!

I HAD CRACKLING ON SUNDAY.
IT HAD HAIRS ON IT, BUT I DIDN'T MIND.

(HOARSELY) OH, LADY-BOYS!

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

YEAH. I OFTEN THINK I SHOULD
SWALLOW THIS WHOLE