MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT?

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YET I STILL GOT IN WITH YOU.

STOP PANICKING.

YEAH, I THINK I'LL HAVE SOME WINE, ACTUALLY.

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

WHEN I MADE SOME COMMENTS ABOUT
INTENSIVE FARMING. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

- NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S FIFTY.
- SO'S HELEN MIRREN.

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.

EVEN IF IT JUST ROLLED AN APPLE TOWARDS ME
AND WENT...

SINCE THE '80S.

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

- THIS IS BOB FRASER.
- I OWN SEXTON'S GARDEN CENTRE.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

WHEN A COWBOY HAS AN ARROW FIRED AT HIM,
HE HEARS NOTHING.

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

SOME GUYS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT IT,
BUT I SAY WHY NOT COMBINE IT WITH A SCRATCH?