INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

- UNLEADED.
- MINE'S DIESEL.

- AND DOING A BIT OF TIDYING.
- TIDYING?

YOU SMILED BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE JILL
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU.

I'M REALLY SCARED.

THEY'RE WORN BY SADDAM HUSSEIN,

I THINK SEAN WOULD RATHER WANDER ROUND
THE WILDFOWL PARK IN PEPPERSTOCK

THEY LIVE IN THE TOWER OF LONDON
AND THEY ARE RESTAURANTS.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ALAN?

I COULD THROW MYSELF OFF THE TOP OF YOU
IF I GET DEPRESSED AGAIN!

THEY USE IT IN HAMMER HORROR FILMS.
CAN I TALK TO HER?

HELPING EVERYONE RELAX IN "ALAN'S DEEP BATH".

SURE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SET-UP HERE.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...

- IT'S RALPH LAUREN.
- CAN I HAVE A SNIFF?

- WHO?
- WHO?!