- THAT'S CUSTOMS AND EXCISE.
- RIGHT.

SIT THERE. SIT THERE.

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.

(PHONE)

DIED OF SYPHILIS, HE DID.
SO THERE IS SOME JUSTICE.

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KEEP HERE
COULD BE KEPT. OR NOT.

IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.

SOMETHING ALL OVER MY WHATEVER.

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

- UM...
- IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

THIS IS MY WIFE AND I
GOING OFF TO THE LOCAL MARKETPLACE,

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

RADIO NORWICH, THE BEST MUSIC.

OPENING SEQUENCE - ME IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
FEEDING THE PIGEONS, GOING, "OH, GOD!"

BUT I AM HAPPY.

- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.