GET RID OF IT.

LISTEN, JUST TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP, YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE SORT OF RISQUE COMMENTS,

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE IF IT REGISTERS.

PUT IT ON AN HOUR BEFORE,
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, YOU'VE GOT A DEEP BATH.

- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

- THAT'S WHY WE DO IT.
- REALLY?

DON'T CRY, EARS!
YOU'RE ON THE SIDE OF A LOVELY HEAD!

- SMELL MY CHEESE!
- ALAN, PLEASE!

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

- I AM.
- WILL YOU INTRODUCE ME?

THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.

YOU JUST TAKE NORMAL PHOTOGRAPH INTO
SNAPPY SNAPS AND HE PUT PHOTO ON CUSHION.

(DRUM MACHINE PLAYS)

SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.

- AND A BAG OF MINSTRELS.
- OOH.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY GINSTER'S PASTIES,

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.