ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!

HEARD YOU LAYING INTO THE CRIMINALS AGAIN.

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SLAGGING FARMERS
OFF. ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGISE TO THEM?

I LOVE THE GADGETS. PAY ATTENTION, BOND.
SIMPLY REMOVE THE TOP OF THIS PEN...

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

YOU DON'T LIKE METEOR
BECAUSE THEY MAKE WET T-SHIRT VIDEOS.

OH, I SEE WHAT YOU... RIGHT, YES.

SPICE WORLD!

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO POP THAT IN THE BIN?

BUT WHICH IS WHICH? SORRY.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

SO, YOU'D BE LIVING ALONE?

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.