IT'LL TAKE YOUR FACE OFF.
YOU COME FROM A PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND.
- WE HAVEN'T MET, BUT I LIKED YOUR CHAT SHOW.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.
- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.
IT'S NOT
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON THE TILES YET.
- YOUR P.A.'S HERE.
- HELLO, LYNN, SHALL WE GRAB A PEW?
POP YOU IN THE BOOT
AND DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA.
- LYNN, THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT DOES LOOK TO ME LIKE TORCHES
ATTACHED TO A BICYCLE WHEEL...
STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.
AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?
LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON
- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?
YEAH.
SO YOU ASKED HER TO PULL OVER,
- ALL DONE.
- IT'S BEEN WELL RECEIVED.
NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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