FRIGGIS! THAT'S IT! FRIGGIS!
AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.
ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.
YES, I DO.
YES.
IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.
FREDERICK EMAILS TO SAY HE HAS FOUR CHILDREN.
MICHAEL, RELEASE THE HEADMASTER.
"KOJAK"!
- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- SORRY. I'M NOT ENYA.
YES. THE ATMOSPHERE HAS TURNED RATHER SOUR.
IT ER... NOW...
MAKE THE NUMBERS UP, COME ON.
- UM... IN FACT, I THINK I'LL GO.
- NO.
OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?
I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING?
- HIS PANIC ATTACKS HAVE ALL BUT STOPPED.
- THANKS, LYNN.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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