- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

WHETHER YOU'RE A HEART SURGEON
MAKING A VITAL INCISION,

COME IN.

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

- ALL THE BOATS HAVE GOT FISH PRODUCE ON THEM...
- MICHAEL, COME ON. TELL ME ABOUT LADY-BOYS.

LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.

BASICALLY, TERRESTRIAL TV IS A DEAD DUCK,
AND WHO WATCHES A DEAD DUCK?

GO ON, HAVE A GUESS.

FINISHED WITH THE "DAILY MAIL"? CHEERS.

LYNN, THIS IS TERRIBLE. THIS IS TERRIBLE.

HOW'S MR PLANET-OF-THE-APES MAN?

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

PEOPLE WHO FELT VERY ALONE,
BUT THROUGH ME THEY'VE FOUND A FRIEND...

KISS MY FACE!

I THINK PEOPLE LIKE SONJA
SHOULD BE HELPED TO SETTLE HERE, PERMANENTLY.

PARTRIDGE. YOU'RE THROUGH TO THE STATIC HOME.

RIGHT. I THINK I'LL BE GOING ALONG, YES.