IN THAT CASE, I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE INVALIDATED THE WARRANTY.

WHY DO THEY CHANGE THE NAME?
CONSIGNIA AND SCOPE.

ACTION!

- DID YOU SEND IT?
- NO, I SENT YOU A CHOCOLATE ORANGE,

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

OH, GOD, NO. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER.
WELL, HER OLDER BROTHER. EITHER WAY IT'S INCEST.

NO. I'LL STICK WITH IT, MAN.

SO JUST TO REMIND YOU OF...

OR YOU TAKE THE LID OFF THE GEAR KNOB
AND FIND A TESTIS.

OR A CHEQUE FOR

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

- WERE YOU SICK?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

OOH, MINCE!

THIS IS DAVID COPPERFIELD.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

I'M EARNING MORE THAN YOU THINK.
I'M HEAD OF MODERN LANGUAGES.

OOH!

- THERE'S SONJA TALKING TO THE BUILDERS.
- OH, GOD!