- AND THE HOUSE NAMES?
- YES. I'LL CALL IT "EXCALIBUR COTTAGE".
COME ON, SONJA. LET'S BE APPALLING.
SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.
I WAS A BIT BORED
- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(ALAN) GO, GO, GO, GO. START THE CAR.
(THEY HONK)
- HE WAS GETTING THE AERIAL.
- I KNOW. I WAS BEING RHETORICAL.
I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, LYNN.
SHALL WE MOVE THROUGH TO THE CONFERENCE AREA?
YES. SOME ARE ON A SPIKE,
YOU'VE GOT SOME IN AN ENVELOPE
I'VE JUST BEEN INTO B&Q
FOR A BAG OF TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.
- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.
BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?
..IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS.
I'D BE VERY INTERESTED.
HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.
LET MYSELF IN. NEEDED THE TOILET.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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