TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.

"MOST CORNFLAKES COME FROM THE USA."
ONE OF THOSE AGAIN TOMORROW.

I THINK EVERY PROFESSION HAS ITS SHITS.

- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

- DO YOU SEE ANY UPSET ZOMBIES?
- JUST THE ONE.

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

- IS YOUR BOOK IN TROUBLE WITH STAN?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.

SEX FESTIVAL?

I GOT CAUGHT IN A TAXI
THAT BROKE DOWN OVER THERE. I HAD TO WALK.

THAT'S RUBBISH. I KNOW FOR A FACT
MARTIN LEWIS GOT TWO POWER SHOWERS OUT OF THEM.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

KEEP IT, KEEP IT.

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.

- WALT DISNEY! ANIMALS NEVER WORE CLOTHES.
- HANG ON.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO "THIS MORNING'S FARMER".