- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

IMAGINE THAT, MIKE. DRIVING ACROSS THE STATES
ON ONE OF THEM ROADS - ROUTE 66.

BECAUSE IT HELPS ME
KEEP THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR, SO TO SPEAK.

UNFORTUNATELY, DAVE, YOU ARE BANG WRONG.

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.

(HORN TOOTS)

- THEN YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATING ON YOUR OWN.
- SO BE IT.

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS)

YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

- YES. HOW'S THE BOOK DOING?
- WONDERFULLY WELL.

I BROUGHT YOU SOME MORE STATIONERY.
I'LL JUST PUT IT IN THE DRAWER.

I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER OLD BOY RECENTLY -
TONY SPILLANE.

I HELP DISABLED PEOPLE SET UP BUSINESSES...

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

PARTRIDGE, YOU WANKER!

I ATE A SCOTCH EGG.

THE TERRORIST IS DISORIENTED
FROM THE STUN GRENADES.