CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

WHAT?

I WANT YOU HERE.
YOU'D BE MY VERY OWN JOHN WEST TINNED WOMAN.

- YOU FELL SPECTACULARLY...
- ALL RIGHT.

SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS WITH ALL THAT
RIGHT TO THE END, EVEN ON THE LAST DAY.

WHO IS AS DILIGENT AND HARD-WORKING A CREATURE
AS EVER GRACED THIS WORLD WE CALL...

ANYONE WHO KNOWS US
MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ME INSIDE THERE.

LOVE TO. YEAH.

ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT THE HOUSE.
PETROL STATIONS NEARBY?

LISTEN. THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO WIND DOWN.
I'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS COMING TO THE HOUSE.

LET'S GET A COUPLE OF SOLEROS.
I NEED TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER.

HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

IF A BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE TONIGHT
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE.

- I DO LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE.
- I COULD EXCHANGE IT.

- WE DON'T DO THAT.
- THE WET T-SHIRT THINGS.

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

TAKE HER OUT TO A LOCAL FORT OR VICTORIAN FOLLY.