I'M BEING BAWDY, LYNN. ENJOY IT.

GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

- "AND A BITTY BIT OF RED INDIAN BOY."
- # AND SOMETHING ELSE IN GEORDIE #

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS HOTEL
FOR 182 DAYS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE LEARNING ZONE",
THURSDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY MORNING ON BBC2,

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER.

AYE. INCLUDING YOU, FOUR REGULARS.

- GOOD MORNING, SOPHIE.
- GOOD MORNING. DID YOU SLEEP WELL?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THROWING UP
ALL NIGHT FOR ALL I KNOW,

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE, IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

WHY NOT HAVE ME CHASED DOWN THE STREET
BY A HELICOPTER IN WET UNDERPANTS?

YOU KNOW WHEN THERE'S NOTHING COMING UP?

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.