HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.

THAT'S LOVELY. THAT'S FIRST-CLASS.

ALAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TALK
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

I'LL LOOK BACK ON THAT
AS AN EXCELLENT PRACTICAL JOKE.

GOD ALONE KNOWS, ALAN.

IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE. DRINK?

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

I SAY TELESCOPIC DAMPERS. I MEAN RIGID STAYS.

OH, WELL, TERRIBLE REALLY.

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

NO. I WAS INTERESTED IN SOMETHING EARLIER.

FUCK OFF!

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -