I COULDN'T STAY THERE AFTER THAT.

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

AND IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

ERROR TWO..

IS THAT IT?

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

HANG ON IN THERE. I'M SURE YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK.

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.

- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.

OR EVEN...

ABOVE ROOM TEMPERATURE, IT ALL CONGEALED
INTO ONE BIG DARK CHOCOLATE CRICKET BALL.

THE POINT IS, I NOW HAVE
THE THIRD BEST SLOT ON RADIO NORWICH

CABBAGES. DON'T LIKE CABBAGES AT ALL.
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS LOT.

I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING LIED TO.
I'VE BEEN LIED TO A LOT.