NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

WE SHOULD TALK MORE.
I'VE GOT LOTS OF SUBJECTS TO CHAT ABOUT.

THEY'VE GOT SOME GOATS' CHEESE OUT THERE.

STOP LAUGHING, LYNN. YOU'RE LAUGHING AT WEATHER!

NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

(HUGH) CHEERS, ALAN! WELL DONE!
(ALAN) GOOD LUCK WITH THE EDIT.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

I'M BEING BAWDY, LYNN. ENJOY IT.

JUST BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T REPAY A LOAN
AT AN UNCOMPETITIVE RATE OF INTEREST.

BUT I AM HAPPY.

A LIE IS A LIE.

MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS?
- ALL RIGHT?

SO JUST TO REMIND YOU OF...

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.