SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?

WHY THE RED ROPE AND PLASTIC FRUIT?

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

WHICH IS CLIMAXING AT MIDNIGHT WITH MADNESS.

- ARE YOU WEARING LYNX?
- WELL SMELT. VOODOO.

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

OR A CHEQUE FOR

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

RIGHT. BOTTOM LINE, CHRIS.

YEAH.

OK, SMALL TALK.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

YES.
(KNOCKING)

EXCELLENT.

THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

BASICALLY, COULD I HAVE
A CONDENSED PINK FLOYD CONCERT FOR