- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

MY BOOK COULD END UP BEING RECONSTITUTED
AS A TABLE IN A HOME FOR BATTERED WOMEN.

DESPAIR ON THIS VERY BAD DAY?

AND YOU PRESS A BUTTON,
YOU HEAR ALL THE SLAVES GOING, "WOOOH", LIKE THAT,

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST.
YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE MUG.

- DO YOU SEE ANY UPSET ZOMBIES?
- JUST THE ONE.

- ALAN, THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- RIGHT. YOU GO ON UP, LYNN.

LYNN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING A SUBSTITUTE WIFE.

- SPEAK QUICKLY. SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
- WHAT CAN WE DO?

ALAN, THERE'S THAT TEACHER CHAP.

ALAN, TAKE HER TO HOSPITAL AND WE'LL CHAT LATER.

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

OK. I'M GOING TO MISS THIS CARAVAN.

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.

YOU HAVE TO JUDGE EACH CASE ON ITS MERITS.

ERROR TWO..

IT'S AN INVITATION TO MY BAPTISM.