(SOME GROANS)

LOOK, I AM BRAVE. MY EYE IS FALLING OUT!

WHY NOT HAVE ME CHASED DOWN THE STREET
BY A HELICOPTER IN WET UNDERPANTS?

THAT'S THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

WHAT?

- RIPPLES.
- FLAKES.

- NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S FIFTY.
- SO'S HELEN MIRREN.

OH, GOD, YEAH.

- I GOT THE PRINGLES, AND THAT'S FOR YOU.
- THANKS.

- I JUST NEED SOME WATER.
- BYE, ALAN.

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

IT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS "BLUE PETER" FAME!

OH, ANYTHING REALLY, YOU KNOW.
FRANK SINATRA. KURT COBAIN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAD FOR BREAKFAST
PRESUMABLY AN INFECTED SPINAL COLUMN IN A BAP.

SOME GUYS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT IT,
BUT I SAY WHY NOT COMBINE IT WITH A SCRATCH?

- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
- NO.

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.