ALAN!

NOW, THE MAIN THING... THANK YOU.

SONJA, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

ON ME. GO ON, LYNN. GO AND GET IT.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

- HEY, I'VE GOT ANOTHER.
- FOUR WORDS.

WHEN THEY'RE PULLING YOUR WIPERS
AND HUB-CAPS OFF, YOU LOSE SYMPATHY.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

- WANT A GLASS OF WINE?
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CHEERS.

- ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- YOU'VE HAD MORPHINE.

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

I HOPE YOU'LL NOT BE A STRANGER.

LET'S GO.

- BUT IT'S ONLY A 15-MINUTE WALK.
- YES. MMM.

WE'RE NOT, YOU ARE.
I DON'T MEAN YOU'VE GOT CANCER.