AND I'M THINKING ABOUT IT IN MY BLOCK
THAT YOU MAY KNOCK OFF.

NO. I ONLY WATCHED IT FOR FIVE MINUTES.
THE REMOTE CONTROL WAS CONFUSING.

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

HELLO.

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

- YEAH.
- ARE YOU THE CRANK CALLER?

I'D BETTER GO AND BUILD
THAT TIME-TRAVEL GYMNASIUM, THEN.

NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?

I WOULD REALLY LOVE YOU
TO GO TO SOL DANGERFIELD'S CASTING AGENCY,

OH, GOD, YEAH.

I'VE HAD SOME PRETTY LATE NIGHT
SESSIONS MYSELF. YEAH.

.."PARTRIDGE" I CAN UNDERSTAND,
BUT THEN "COCK" AND "PISS"

THERE'S ONE IN THE CHAMBER

- SO THIS IS APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- YEAH.

(GERMAN ACCENT) "THIS IS THE AUTOBAHN."

- I TOLD HER THAT.
- YOU NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL, ALAN.

- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.